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The Chickens issue a proclamation: No More Snow!
The Chickens have met and made their demands. They are done with all this snow. No. They will have no more of it. They see, as surely you do, the boots on the feet of all who make their way here and there on the Farm. And are they given boots? No. They’re not. They’re expected to walk around in this Stuff in nothing but their bare feet! Will such a thing be tolerated? No. It will not. A Pro-Claim-Ation was handed to the Farmer just this morning, and this is what it said. We (The Chickens) do herby state Winter is done. There is to be no more Snow.…